Terms of Use
Please read these terms carefully before using our websites.
Last updated: March 28, 2026
Scope: These terms of use govern all properties under specificindustries.com, including all subdomain sites. In the event of any conflict between these terms and any terms found on a subdomain property, these terms shall prevail.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing or using any website operated by Specific Industries, including specificindustries.com and all associated subdomain websites (collectively, the “Sites”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Use. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use the Sites.
2. Description of Service
Specific Industries operates a portfolio of websites for entertainment and satirical purposes. The content on our subdomain sites — including product descriptions, company histories, team biographies, pricing information, and checkout flows — is fictional and created for entertainment. No real products or services are offered for sale through any of our subdomain properties.
The only non-satirical content on our Sites is this Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy, and our Disclaimer.
3. Intellectual Property
All content on the Sites — including text, graphics, logos, images, audio, video, and software — is the property of Specific Industries or its content suppliers and is protected by United States and international copyright laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works of, publicly display, or otherwise use any content from the Sites without our prior written consent.
4. Acceptable Use
You agree not to use the Sites to:
- Violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Sites or any systems connected to the Sites
- Interfere with or disrupt the operation of the Sites or servers hosting the Sites
- Use any automated means to access or collect data from the Sites without our consent
- Misrepresent our satirical content as genuine product offerings or real business operations
5. Disclaimers of Warranty
The Sites and all content are provided “as is” and “as available” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Sites will be uninterrupted, secure, or error-free.
6. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Specific Industries shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or any loss of profits or revenues, whether incurred directly or indirectly, arising from your use of or inability to use the Sites.
7. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Specific Industries and its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, liabilities, damages, losses, and expenses arising from your use of the Sites or your violation of these Terms.
8. Governing Law
These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to conflict of law principles.
9. Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Use at any time. We will notify you of changes by updating the “Last updated” date on this page. Your continued use of the Sites after any modifications constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.
10. Contact Us
If you have questions about these Terms of Use, please contact us at: bsambrone@gmail.com