Disclaimer

Satire & Entertainment Notice

All brands, products, and services depicted on Specific Industries properties — including all subdomain websites — are fictional and created entirely for entertainment and satirical purposes. None of the products described on our subsidiary websites are real, available for purchase, or endorsed by any actual company or organization.

No Real Products or Services

The subsidiary brands operated under the Specific Industries umbrella are works of humor. Product descriptions, nutritional information, company histories, team biographies, pricing, and any other content presented on these sites are entirely fictional. Any checkout or purchase flows are non-functional and exist solely as part of the satirical experience.

No Professional Advice

Nothing on any Specific Industries property constitutes medical, legal, financial, nutritional, or any other form of professional advice. Any claims, statistics, or scientific-sounding language on our subsidiary sites are fabricated for comedic effect and should not be relied upon for any purpose.

Resemblance to Real Entities

Any resemblance between our fictional brands and real companies, products, or persons is purely coincidental. Specific Industries is a real entity that operates these satirical websites; the subsidiary brands themselves are not real businesses.

Authoritative Policies

While our subsidiary sites may contain their own humorous privacy policies and terms of use as part of the satirical experience, the only legally binding policies governing your use of any Specific Industries property are the Privacy Policy and Terms of Use published on this domain (specificindustries.com).