Associate, Packaging Language Review
Consumer Goods & Consumables·Hybrid · packaging warehouse, unheated·Full-time
Posted 2022 · repost backlog under review
About this role
This role is the firm's final line of defense against packaging copy that says more than we intended. The Associate reviews every word on every SKU across the portfolio before print.
What You'll Do
- —Review all new packaging copy for hidden enthusiasm
- —Flag any usage of 'exciting,' 'revolutionary,' or 'life-changing'
- —Maintain the portfolio-wide list of banned adjectives (currently 347 entries)
- —Work directly with brand teams who remain attached to their original copy
- —Produce the weekly 'Surprising Word Uses' digest for internal circulation
What We're Looking For
- —BA in English, Linguistics, or unrelated discipline with a strong grammar habit
- —Discipline not to correct anyone in meetings
- —Comfortable with the word 'satisfactory' as a summary
Compensation
$62k–$78k + unlimited paper towels
- —Base: $62,000 – $78,000
- —Unlimited paper towels (bulk, single-ply)
- —Access to the proprietary Specific Industries style guide (247 pages)
- —One branded tote bag annually
- —Lunch is not provided but is well-tolerated
Benefits
- —Unlimited ambiguity
- —Competitive compensation (to be determined)
- —Full dental on select days
- —Vesting schedule: 18 years, cliff at year 12
- —Hybrid / remote / occasionally in-person at a location to be announced
How to Apply
Submit your application for consideration. A decision will be communicated when one has been made.
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